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Thursday, 15 February 2018 07:03

Used Valentine’s Day to scary away sloguary

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By official proclamation, January and February have henceforth been renamed 1st and 2nd Sloguary. Please adjust your calendars accordingly.

Thursday, 25 January 2018 05:30

An apple a day can make the January blues go away

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This year I’m going to exercise five days a week, eat broccoli instead of bacon, add a spoonful of bran to everything bran-able, go on a cleanse, get my vitamins from food instead of bottles, try a new vegetable every week and lose the pounds that keep finding me.

Monday, 22 January 2018 14:42

Calamari Cure

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In my new Christmas slippers, I padded around the house, unknowingly leaving behind a trail of tiny circles.

It was beginning to feel a lot like Christmas. For one, a single delinquent bulb on my string of tree lights has fritzed out the entire strand. For two, I wascso far behind on my Christmas baking that only a squad of cookie cutter elves could have helped me get caught up.

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